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((and i haven’t killed juan corrida yet, okay. i mean. not that i kill him. totally innocent, dude.))</description><title>a spring breeze!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @misterengarde)</generator><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>magicforlife-trucywright:

misterengarde:

 magicforlife-trucywright started following you
Heya,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://magicforlife-trucywright.tumblr.com/post/9195854342"&gt;magicforlife-trucywright&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9191705085"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://magicforlife-trucywright.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_150bfafd9c90_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://magicforlife-trucywright.tumblr.com/"&gt;magicforlife-trucywright&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; started following you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heya, little lady! Always good to see my fans, yeah~&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9cgaptwN1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;*she smiles* Yay! It’s the.. *glancing down a bit* &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dude from the… *looks up cautiously* Jammin’ Ninja?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not funny, man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqlgp4FYQ41ql5p44.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll forgive you this time, though. Try again~&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9458394478</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9458394478</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 12:05:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title> magicforlife-trucywright started following you
Heya, little lady! Always good to see my fans,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://magicforlife-trucywright.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_150bfafd9c90_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://magicforlife-trucywright.tumblr.com/"&gt;magicforlife-trucywright&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; started following you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heya, little lady! Always good to see my fans, yeah~&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9cgaptwN1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9191705085</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9191705085</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 23:02:37 -0400</pubDate><category>magicforlife-trucywright</category></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fakethebook.tumblr.com/post/9014667153"&gt;fakethebook&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;…. Oh please no. I am very glad to have Celeste back, but not him.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1mruyjZE1qfqz9d.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3i8rtmkD1ql5p44.jpg" height="285" width="238"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9055926582</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9055926582</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:22:49 -0400</pubDate><category>Adriaaaaaaan~~</category></item><item><title> elimiwa started following you
 wockykitaki started following you
Heyyyy, dudes! Nice ta meetcha~</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://elimiwa.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_0e2950334600_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://elimiwa.tumblr.com/"&gt;elimiwa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; started following you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://wockykitaki.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_2cdd4448ef1c_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://wockykitaki.tumblr.com/"&gt;wockykitaki&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; started following you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heyyyy, dudes! Nice ta meetcha~&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9055877412</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/9055877412</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:21:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://demongent.tumblr.com/post/8832166029"&gt;demongent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ah! Another follow!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptykyk4q51qltq24.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you, son. The name’s Gant. Damon Gant.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah hi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sup, dude. Nice suit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8832234319</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8832234319</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:41:28 -0400</pubDate><category>(except for how it's safety goddamn orange but)</category></item><item><title>Agh stupid stupid boring</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Agh stupid stupid boring&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8832071049</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8832071049</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:36:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellybuttongoldfish.tumblr.com/post/8755419963"&gt;bellybuttongoldfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8755293204"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Awww, thanks, lady. It really means a lot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqly4pZ7w1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this how you get out of stuff all the time? I mean, like, just flatter them until they like you? It’s kinda precious.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s official. You really &lt;em&gt;are&lt;/em&gt; as dumb as you look.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Jeeze, you&amp;#8217;re like, really mixing signals here. &amp;#8216;Not as dumb as you look,&amp;#8217; &amp;#8216;dumb as you look,&amp;#8217; &amp;#8216;ugly,&amp;#8217; &amp;#8216;cute&amp;#8230;&amp;#8217;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s like you have two personalities, dude.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8755495869</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8755495869</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:18:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellybuttongoldfish.tumblr.com/post/8754439916"&gt;bellybuttongoldfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8754315122"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Beg? Me? I don’t think so, dude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqkwumoQJ1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know, I know a guy who’d probably like to make &lt;em&gt;you &lt;/em&gt;beg. Funny, you keep remindin’ me of people!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did I mention you were cute? Yeah, you’re cute.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not going to be begging for anything any time soon…Except for some aspirin maybe. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Awww, thanks, lady. It really means a lot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqly4pZ7w1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is this how you get out of stuff all the time? I mean, like, just flatter them until they like you? It&amp;#8217;s kinda precious.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8755293204</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8755293204</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:14:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellybuttongoldfish.tumblr.com/post/8754079898"&gt;bellybuttongoldfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8754008227"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Aw, come on~ Cause I’m a nice guy and you’re just tickled to tell me, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More like you’re full of shit and I like watching you beg.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Beg? Me? I don&amp;#8217;t think so, dude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqkwumoQJ1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know, I know a guy who&amp;#8217;d probably like to make &lt;em&gt;you &lt;/em&gt;beg. Funny, you keep remindin&amp;#8217; me of people!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8754315122</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8754315122</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:51:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellybuttongoldfish.tumblr.com/post/8742450718"&gt;bellybuttongoldfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742399800"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;That’s not an answer at all, man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need &lt;em&gt;details, &lt;/em&gt;dude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7iycj181qjg38h.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Give me one damn good reason why I should tell you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aw, come on~ Cause I&amp;#8217;m a nice guy and you&amp;#8217;re just tickled to tell me, right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8754008227</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8754008227</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:44:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde replied to your post: misterengarde started following you … Dude…</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/post/8742686578"&gt;doktorsomewhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742653948"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/post/8742361675"&gt;doktorsomewhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shhh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7f03sPt1qeq5j2.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aw, dude, hamsters, that’s—&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span id="post_tags_wrapper_8742361675"&gt;&lt;span class="tags " id="post_tags_8742361675"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://../../tagged/juan+is+better................"&gt;#juan is better…………….&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7n96s9d1ql5p44.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7qnDqLb1ql5p44.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7quSGr71ql5p44.jpg" height="211" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’re a funny guy, dude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7tkSdoe1qeq5j2.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;am i still getting that manager job mr. engarde&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hahaha~&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;No.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8753846442</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8753846442</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:40:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Uguu. You're pretty cuuute.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Awww, thanks man~~&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742664322</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742664322</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:07:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde replied to your post: misterengarde started following you … Dude…</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/post/8742361675"&gt;doktorsomewhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shhh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7f03sPt1qeq5j2.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aw, dude, hamsters, that&amp;#8217;s&amp;#8212;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span id="post_tags_wrapper_8742361675"&gt;&lt;span id="post_tags_8742361675" class="tags "&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://../../tagged/juan+is+better................"&gt;#juan is better&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7n96s9d1ql5p44.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7qnDqLb1ql5p44.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq7quSGr71ql5p44.jpg" height="211" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re a funny guy, dude.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742653948</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742653948</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:07:29 -0400</pubDate><category>((i am in a mood derp))</category></item><item><title>ordinaryyoungman:

misterengarde:

ordinaryyoungman:

… I have all the fun I require, I assure...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ordinaryyoungman.tumblr.com/post/8742076477"&gt;ordinaryyoungman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741946966"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ordinaryyoungman.tumblr.com/post/8741670484"&gt;ordinaryyoungman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;… I have all the fun I require, I assure you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man… you just used the word &lt;em&gt;require. &lt;/em&gt;I’m pretty sure you don’t even know what fun is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please, sir, if you are about to ask me out on a date or anything of that sort, I must— &lt;em&gt;[wait brb talking to myself]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In fact, perhaps this conversation should end now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A da&amp;#8212; dude I don&amp;#8217;t know what you&amp;#8217;ve heard but I do &lt;em&gt;not &lt;/em&gt;&amp;#8212;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;eh? Oh. What, you got like a business meeting or somethin to go to? I can relate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742434033</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742434033</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:01:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellybuttongoldfish.tumblr.com/post/8742054512"&gt;bellybuttongoldfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741876681"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellybuttongoldfish.tumblr.com/post/8741497874"&gt;bellybuttongoldfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who knows, I could be her reincarnated…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I pity that she had to put up with &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt; while she was still living.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Really~&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And how much do you know about what poor dead Celeste Inpax went through, eh?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enough.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#8217;s not an answer at all, man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need &lt;em&gt;details, &lt;/em&gt;dude.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742399800</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742399800</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:00:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>doktorsomewhere:

misterengarde:


bitch shut up i’m talkin to a fan i’ll deal with yo’ lesbian...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/post/8742039063"&gt;doktorsomewhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742013465"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq6xcSiNE1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;bitch shut up i’m talkin to a fan i’ll deal with yo’ lesbian bullshit later&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sorry bout that, dude!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq6yrR9KW1ql5p44.jpg" height="270" width="226"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’ll forgive you because she is arguably &lt;strike&gt;less&lt;/strike&gt;more important then your fans&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;who give you money&lt;br/&gt;and watch your shows&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;8’( &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;She&amp;#8217;s so pushy, man. All &amp;#8216;get to the studio&amp;#8217; this and &amp;#8216;we were supposed to be filming&amp;#8217; that, it&amp;#8217;s like, jeeze, I already &lt;em&gt;have &lt;/em&gt;a mom, lady.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742363006</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742363006</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:59:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>doktorsomewhere:

misterengarde:

 doktorsomewhere started following you
Hey m— oh just a sec,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/post/8741932237"&gt;doktorsomewhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741892774"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_3a776c50a4db_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/"&gt;doktorsomewhere&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; started following you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey m— oh just a sec, manager’s callin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq6tjY8np1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hey i&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh that’s&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that’s okay :( &lt;strike&gt;rude&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq6xcSiNE1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;bitch shut up i&amp;#8217;m talkin to a fan i&amp;#8217;ll deal with yo&amp;#8217; lesbian bullshit later&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sorry bout that, dude!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq6yrR9KW1ql5p44.jpg" height="270" width="226"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742013465</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8742013465</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:49:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ordinaryyoungman:

misterengarde:

Whaaaaat??

Dude what are you doing wearing a bowtie?? Seventeen?...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ordinaryyoungman.tumblr.com/post/8741670484"&gt;ordinaryyoungman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741348364"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Whaaaaat??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq63gmeZc1ql5p44.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dude what are you doing wearing a &lt;em&gt;bowtie?? &lt;/em&gt;Seventeen? You’re missin out on all the fun stuff and being a stuffy old dude already!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;… I have all the fun I require, I assure you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Man&amp;#8230; you just used the word &lt;em&gt;require. &lt;/em&gt;I&amp;#8217;m pretty sure you don&amp;#8217;t even know what fun is.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741946966</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741946966</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:48:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title> doktorsomewhere started following you
Hey m&amp;#8212; oh just a sec, manager&amp;#8217;s callin.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_3a776c50a4db_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://doktorsomewhere.tumblr.com/"&gt;doktorsomewhere&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; started following you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey m&amp;#8212; oh just a sec, manager&amp;#8217;s callin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq6tjY8np1ql5p44.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741892774</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741892774</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:46:36 -0400</pubDate><category>doktorsomewhere</category></item><item><title>misterengarde started following you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bellybuttongoldfish.tumblr.com/post/8741497874"&gt;bellybuttongoldfish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741399512"&gt;misterengarde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Wow, haha, you’re just the &lt;em&gt;spitting image &lt;/em&gt;of Celetse, aren’t you?~&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You two woulda been tight if it weren’t for the part where, you know, she was dead. Huh.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Who knows, I could be her reincarnated…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I pity that she had to put up with &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt; while she was still living.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Really~&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And how much do you know about what poor dead Celeste Inpax went through, eh?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741876681</link><guid>http://misterengarde.tumblr.com/post/8741876681</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:46:10 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
