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bellybuttongoldfish:

misterengarde:

Awww, thanks, lady. It really means a lot.

Is this how you get out of stuff all the time? I mean, like, just flatter them until they like you? It’s kinda precious.

It’s official. You really are as dumb as you look.

Jeeze, you’re like, really mixing signals here. ‘Not as dumb as you look,’ ‘dumb as you look,’ ‘ugly,’ ‘cute…’

It’s like you have two personalities, dude.

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